Knitting related words or concepts you do not say around boys, even if they are thirty years plus, married, and engineers:
- Knitty: because it ends up as “hey, show me your knitties” and lots of laughing
- Cats: because you immediately become associated with women who have hoards of feral cats. Just remember Cats + Knitting = immediate spinster status
- Musty Balls: Ok, even I have to admit that this one isn’t much a reach on their part but only my co-workers would modify the Stitch and Bitch calendar to read the following:
The white, blank spots used to say “yarn”. Boys….